Here
in the spiritual realms, as we maintain our loving watch over you, we
observe with additional joy your exemplary progress towards your
awakening. Even your mainstream news media are now finding themselves
unable to completely ignore the amazing changes that are occurring all
across your world, and nor are they able to avoid reporting on the waves
of corruption and criminal activities that had been concealed and are
now being disclosed at all levels of government. The truth of your
enslavement to corrupt business and governmental rules and regulations
can no longer be hidden from you because of the courageous activities of
many investigative journalists, and of the whistleblowers who have the
courage to speak out.
If not interrogated or probed by hostile alien beings, those lucky enough to see an unidentified flying object may consider themselves blessed. While their experience may be the result of optical illusion, mental illness or alcohol consumption, they have some margin of proof, however slim, that mankind is not alone in the universe.
Until, of course, the United States government shows up. All too often, Uncle Sam has pedestrian — and, for those open to conspiracy theories, suspect — explanations for UFOs. Unidentified flying objects are the result of swamp gas. Unless they’re weather balloons. Or the planet Venus.