September 3, 2021
Dear Ground Crew:
This is the latest from Apollo on September 2, 2021: “The days of yesteryear are no longer. You have entered into a new cycle on planet earth. You may have noticed how things feel differently every day now. You can’t expect the old flow to carry you through the higher dimensional consciousness of the fifth dimension. The old ways are no longer working. We have you in mind and we are restoring your planet so that it will work. Life has become too laborious on the earth for everything and everyone. You have to extricate yourself from the past and be open to an easier more flowing way of life. This is happening in all kingdoms. The results will be good and you will live in an astonishing New World.”
We need some levity, ground crew, don’t you think? I have a few funny examples to share with you today that started my day with laughter. I was texting with a client. At the time I had a little burp and I said “Excuse me.” There was no one else there but Siri and there was no reason for me to say “Excuse me” except that’s what I usually do. I didn’t even realize I said it at the time until I looked at the text after I sent it to my client. We cracked up.
Another text I got this morning was from a client who is a teacher. It said “Play music at 9:05” I didn’t understand what she meant because I was already listening to Native American flute music a friend had sent me. That message was intended for her assistant.
Siri can mess up. Sometimes she inserts bad words that I never use. I dictate because it is faster for me. Even if Siri slips up, I can usually go back and readily fix it. Sometimes she’s funny and other times she is an exasperating AI that some of us might feel like slapping if possible.
This could be considered truly tasteless humor by some but it is a creative solution to a frustrated mother’s problem when her child, who’s almost 3, had refused to be potty trained. The mother is the daughter of a friend of mine, so it is her grandchild. As a very last resort my friend’s daughter offered this little three-year-old a choice. She could have a “Poop Cake” or give up her Binky. Guess what she chose? And here’s a picture of the cake.
Even common 3-D irritants can be magnified. I have had an infestation of what I am calling “commie ants.” These are tiny little light-colored ants that infiltrated the area around my cat’s food. They do not go into the regular little ant traps. Like Commies they live in the walls and other places where you can’t see them.
Our current state of living, at least from this vantage point, is not only insane but surreal. In the past several days it has been challenging to function in the material world. Everything seems to be encumbered or slowing down. Regular cards that usually work for purchasing got stuck, or didn’t go through.
Processes that should’ve been easy, like paying a bill, had someone brand new who took forever. An accident on the freeway created a big traffic jam. Poor planning on my part for going to Whole Foods at the wrong time when all the high school kids get out, created another big traffic jam. Going to get Boba tea to offset the challenging day I had yesterday, was sabotaged with a long line with a bunch of high school kids getting there before me. What should’ve only taken three hours took four.
Do you see what I mean? The flow is choppy for many of us these days. It is challenging to plan anything. Due to the poor air quality and the closure of the forest service parks, I had to cancel my Mount Shasta retreat again. There are fires all around Mount Shasta and smoke to go along with it.
In the last couple of days, I have chosen to laugh it off. I wrote this poem this morning:
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